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MASTER . Confirmed by science. FACT..... First of all I'm funny. Get used to it. Second of all, the is beyond true. Not like 99% of guys who wax poetic about their "skills." My tertiary point: Ha I just said tertiary on a ad about your vajayjay, awesome. This is something that was blessed upon me like a gift and a curse. I don't want to sound like a promiscuous man whore, because I'm not. But I have definitely slurped on my fair share of pussies (and assholes, yes I know I'm a dream) and I have had quite a few women blatantly tell me they will never cum from oral. They all came the 1st time. When I say my mouth was magic, Merlin would confirm it and then get really insecure. Nothing makes me feel better as a man than watching a woman's eyes roll back grit and her loose all her inhibitions in moments of throbbing hard contractions. Nothing makes me feel better than how addicted they become to my mouth. So who has the nicest suck able mouth filling pussy on this ? Throw in a kissable asshole and I may, I said MAY sculpt you a trophy out of some of paris or perhaps some paper Mache. It all depends. I'm looking for a good looking girl who needs to be absolutely worked over in proportions. We're talking of the Rings trilogy, . Not Potter. And if you are a squirt queen or want to learn, guess what? Lucky day twinkle toes, because I'm a god damned expert there too. Listen I wasn't blessed with a great penis, but.. wait check that, it actually is a great penis. My bad, but we're talking about you not me. No but I you thought I was going to have a small penis because I claim to be so good with my mouth. I have heard that generally men who are better at eating pussy do it to make up for a small manhood. Doesn't apply to me, I'm not packing a power or anything, but it's nothing you'd ever about draining ;) Things I accept and do not accept. Checks, master card, oh wait... I'm kidding. I'm no pro. Ha I welcome a big butt, I welcome thighs and hips. I welcome big old titays. I welcome big nips. I welcome breasts that flop to the side when you lay down. Hell I'll even accept big old fat meaty labia Latin . (Some of you Latinas, wow meat-E. And ya know what? That's' what I love about you crazy cats.) But things I don't accept? Liars, fakes, frauds, flakes (with an L), whiners (not winners, whiners) girls who can't pull their legs back to their heads, Girls who think that because I am being overly sexual that I am not a datable guy. Trust me you don't know it all moon sprocket. I'm a great guy, and I'm handsome as fuck as well. Fat rolls, no, Bad ? ehhhh I mean how hot are you otherwise? Lol Accepting applications for class which starts this week so hurry and apply. . .lol. Asian Exotic Spanish Brazilian Foreign (we can teach you English hear at the .)You must be , and below the age where you look like sphincter. You can decide what age that is. But if you want to like go out and fall in love and get married I'd offer a suggestion of being between the ages of . I wonder how long this will be left up in this lame ass . Not long knowing how many gross bitter women crowd around its warm fires.

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