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trim & fit swinger girlfriend wanted m4w polyamory

WARNING: if you are a monogamistic prude or an out of control rampant slut,
read no further, please. this ad is for a woman who's interested in a
longterm best friend/lover relationship, maybe leading to cohabitation.


well, maybe a little rampantness could be a good thing....


hi. my name's avatar. i'm fun. you'll like me. but i'm between girlfriends still.
drat! i hate not having a girlfriend because they are my favorite
sex food
group.

i'm looking for a lover who, like me, loves to have & share multiple lovers
and go to sex partys. especially my currently inactive monthly massage & sex party (it was posted in personals as " lbs., caucasian, blueeyed, bald, tan, and whitebeard
ed. i love to fuck & be fucked, and give & get great prolonged professional quality
massages.
other pastimes include dogwalking, settlers, 8-ball, frisbee, and backpacking.

my requirements: you are somewhere between too old & too young, and between
(this is very very important) too thin and not thin enuff. generally, i don't want
you to be skinny or to weigh as much as i do unless you are also as tall as i
am, which would be a plus. (size 5-8?) No extra pounds! you have small or medium sized breasts. you're not
much crazier than me, unless you'd like to live together (a megaplus), in
which case you'll have to be considerably saner than me. while not strictly
necessary, if you are smart/wise/funny/artistic/athletic/bi i'd like it a lot.

interested? got questions? email me. if you want me to respond, write me a short letter indicating that you've read this ad and include a photo that will give me a good idea of what your face & body currently look like. i'm only interested in meeting someone who looks better with their clothes off.
oh yeah, i also like to cook,clean, & wash dishes, but i'm no clean freak.

special attention given to those seeking jamahuron.
!kaplah

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